A:
Hey Marty,
B:
Oh look who decided to stroll on in here!
A:
Yah sorry I’m late I was jus-
B:
40 minutes late!
A:
Yah like I said I was skyping my parents.
B:
Well that’s well and good but you owe me 40 pushups
A:
oh come on! I’m going to see a girl right now I don’t want to be all sweaty!
B:
Well then you shouldn’t have been 40 minutes late. Now get down and give me 40.
A:
mmmm I don’t think I will.
B:
Well you aren’t going to be leaving this house until you do them that’s for
sure.
A:
What if I do 50 when I get back?
B:
100
A:
100?!?! How about 60
B:
90
A:
70
B:
80
A:
75
B:
85?
A:
fine 80.
B:
Atta boy, your lady friend is going to love those solid pipes.
A:
yah yah yah
B:
go get her champ.
A:
thanks Marty.
Over heard Conversation
Who: A: Jake (student) B: Marty Owens
(Res Don)
When: At sign in on a Friday night
Where: Ridley college
What: A student is not allowed to leave the house until completing
a punishment.
Why: Because he was forty minutes late to sign in
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