Overheard Conversation

A: Hey Marty,

B: Oh look who decided to stroll on in here!

A: Yah sorry I’m late I was jus-

B: 40 minutes late!

A: Yah like I said I was skyping my parents.

B: Well that’s well and good but you owe me 40 pushups

A: oh come on! I’m going to see a girl right now I don’t want to be all sweaty!

B: Well then you shouldn’t have been 40 minutes late. Now get down and give me 40.

A: mmmm I don’t think I will.

B: Well you aren’t going to be leaving this house until you do them that’s for sure.

A: What if I do 50 when I get back?

B: 100

A: 100?!?! How about 60

B: 90

A: 70

B: 80

A: 75

B: 85?

A: fine 80.

B: Atta boy, your lady friend is going to love those solid pipes.

A: yah yah yah

B: go get her champ.

A: thanks Marty. 

Over heard Conversation

            Who: A: Jake (student) B: Marty Owens (Res Don)

            When: At sign in on a Friday night

            Where: Ridley college

What: A student is not allowed to leave the house until completing a punishment.

Why: Because he was forty minutes late to sign in